My Affair with John Prescott

Getting on well with A Fighting Chance, and am now watching Big Brother for background. Oh. My. God. It's worse than I could have imagined. Who are these people?

As bloggers have been in the news lately, I feel I have a responsibility to make the following disclosure. I have not had, am not having, and have no intention of having an affair with John Prescott. He's just not pretty enough. Sorry, John. Love you.